EMS offers simple and delicious chocolate cream pies with a twist!  Our motto can bring a smile and roaring laughter to your friends and loved ones, or in some cases a tear.  We make our pies daily to order with same day shipping, they are shipped frozen within the continental US to those you love,  and those you don't.  Despite the clever name there is no actual shit in them, but it's the thought that counts!

When looking for a unique gift for family, friends, co-workers, or an ex, look no further than EMS Pies.  All of our pies are made fresh to order, packaged beautifully, and ship through out the continental US (except California, Alaska and Hawaii.)

Along with your pie order, we can create a custom "skidmark" card for the recipient of your gift to add a more personal touch.

Pies are a flat rate of $49.95 tax and shipping included.  If you questions regarding your order please contact us via our contact form.