Jokes and revenge are best served sweet and fresh, welcome to Eat My Shit Pies ecommerce shop

Do you have a friend you would like to prank, or want to send an unforgettable gift? Why not send and Eat My Shit Chocolate Cream Pie?  Fresh, made-in-house pies by our Chefs are delivered to the person of your choosing.

What started as a joke in the kitchen has launched into a service that allows you to send a sweet treat with a laugh.  EMS Pies strives to create a memorable experience for our customers by offering unique products made with "love".  We offer our signature "Skidmark" ecards or handwritten notes as an added touch.

All orders received on the same day are delivered within a 6-hour window or you can upgrade your delivery for a specific time. Orders can be made online 24 hours a day, however, our kitchens are only open from 9 am EST to 4 pm EST Monday through Saturday.

Pre-book your order today via our online order page.

Thanks again for choosing EMS for your special occasion, and remember, life can be bitter, but pie sweetens the blows. 

Eat My Shit, because sometimes it feels good to be the bad guy!

Thanks,
Your Crew of Pew